HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!

ONCE AGAIN ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR ALL THE DEAD RISE FROM THEIR GRAVE AND RAISE UP THEIR VOICES IN EXHALATION! GHOSTS AND ZOMBIES WALK FREELY ABOUT WITH THE SAME PROVIDENCE AS THE LIVING.


I AM TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN AND NOT THE VOTING BOOTH THOUGH...ALTHOUGH MUCH SCARIER THINGS WILL BE GOING ON BEHIND THAT CURTAIN.


I AM BEING TOLD BY OUR HUMAN RESOURCES DEPT HERE AT THE ALLIENGANGER STUDIOS THAT THE FOLLOWING TERMS ARE NOW CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE TO THE UNDEAD BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT....




















SPOOK
ZOMBIE
VAMPIRE
BLOOD SUCKER
MONSTER
LAWYER AND LIBERAL





PLEASE MAKE NOTE AND ADJUST YOUR VOCABULARIES TO NOT INFLICT ANY DAMAGE TO ANY TENDER UNDEAD PERSONS EARS WHILE THEY ARE TRYING TO DO THEIR CIVIC DUTY!











THANKS.

NOW AND HEREAFTER ALLIENGANGER SMITES THE UNWORTHY

HERE A CREEPY LITTLE BONUS OF ONE OF OUR FRIENDS HERE IN AFGHANISTAN