OF WIMPY MICE AND MEN!

 ONE OF THE THING WE HERE AT ALLIENGANGER LAMENT IS THE DEATH OF REAL MEN AND THE RISE OF THE LIMP WRIST-ED WEENIE!

DON'T BELIEVE ME... CHECK OUT THE COMPARISONS OF THE FOLLOWING WORLD LEADERS IN SIMILAR SIDE BY SIDE COMPARISONS.



YARD WORK...

 

                                                                                                                                                          
THE NATIONAL PASTIME...

(TWO OF THESE GUYS HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE....)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

SECOND AMENDMENT CHAMPION...

                                                                  

(EVEN THE RUSSIAN PRINCESS GETS A GOOD MAN POINT HERE...)

 "IN RUSSIA I EES ASSUALT TYPE WEAPON..."

BIKER IN CHIEF...

                     THE GIPPER DOESN'T RIDE A BIKE!

HELL, JUST THEIR TREATMENT OF THEIR PETS... 

"IN RUSSIA, I AM CAT PEERSON"



IN JUST GENERAL MANLINESS...

ALLIENGANGER HAD THIS PHYSIQUE BEFORE PUBERTY...






SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE MAN... HES WORKIN' THAT SAW...









AT 70, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'D BEAT YOUR ASS...















EVEN ROOSKIE LOOKS LIKE REAL MAN IN COMPARISON TO THE FEEBLE MAN CHILD WE HAVE NOW.... (OF COURSE MICHELLE IS MORE MANLY TOO, BUT THATS A DIFFERENT STORY)

SO YOU WANT A LIBERAL WHINER WHOS SENSITIVE TO YOUR FEELINGS? YOU WONT GET A LEADER. YOU WONT GET SOMEONE WHO CAN GET A HARD JOB DONE.

 YOU GET THESE GUYS WHO WANT TO BE PRESIDENT. PICK YOUR GIRLY MAN TO RUIN RUN  THE COUNTRY NEXT...

YOU CAN PICK THIS....

OR THIS...

  

OH MY GOD! THE HORROR!

ALLIENGANGER MUST THANK STILTON JARLSBERG OVER AT HOPE AND CHANGE CARTOONS. GO VISIT HIS SITE FOR SOME REAL FUNNY... GO HERE NOW!