WHY ARE THE ATHIESTS TRYING TO PISS ME OFF?

IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE.. I AM ONE OF THOSE DIRTY GOD DENYING ATHEISTS! THAT BEING SAID I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO ATTACK THE RELIGIOUS OR THEIR RELIGION. YOU BELIEVE IN THE DIVINITY OF JESUS CHRIST? GREAT! THAT BELIEF TRANSLATES INTO YOUR ACTING IN A CIVILIZED WAY... GIVES YOU A MORAL CENTER? OUTSTANDING! AS LONG AS YOU ARE RESPECTFUL TO MY BELIEFS AND RIGHTS, WHY SHOULD I CARE?

SO WHY ARE A BUNCH OF A-HOLE ATHEISTS TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE THE LOON HERE? AND HOW DID THEY TAKE A VERY PERSONAL DECISION AND MAKE IT INTO A PSUEDO-RELIGION? WHY DO THEY APPROACH ATHEISM LIKE THE RADICALS IN ISLAM! BECAUSE , YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I WAS REALLY AFTER ALL ALONG!(SARCASM GOES HERE!) ATHEISM LOSES ITS MEANING AND ITS RIGHT TO BEING REASONABLE IF WE EVEN TRY TO RECRUIT SOMEONE ELSE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHAMPIONS OF SCIENCE AND ARBITERS OF REASON AND LOGIC. AREN'T WE THE ANTITHESIS OF ORGANIZED RELIGION? WHERE DID THE ATHEISTS GET A REPRESENTED CLERGY IN THE MILITARY?




 WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THESE GUYS THAT NOT BELIEVING IN A GOD IS NOT THE SAME AS ANTI-GOD! THIS IS REALLY STARTING TO BUG ME. I JUST READ THIS...CHARLIE BROWN... CHARLIE BROWN!? NOW LET ME GET THIS RIGHT? I'M SUPPOSED TO GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE OVER A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS? LOOK IM NO FAN OF CHARLIE BROWN...HES BALD...AND WHINEY...HE'S AN INSIPID CARTOON CHARACTER, BUT ILL BE DAMNED IF ILL SUPPORT SOME ATHEIST DO-GOODER GETS A HAIR UP THEIR BUTT BECAUSE THERE'S A CHANCE THEY WILL HAVE TO BE EXPOSED TO THE WORD "GOD" IN A SWEET LITTLE CARTOON. I HATE THE WORD "TAX" ESPECIALLY AROUND APRIL 15TH. YOU NEED TO GET A THICKER SKIN...HOW THE HELL DID YOU BECOME AN ATHEIST TO BEGIN WITH? ITS NOT HIP OR COOL, THEY DON'T HAVE A UNIFORM OR EVEN A LETTERMANS JACKET. YOU CANT PICK THEM OUT FROM THE CROWD UNTIL THEY ARE PROTESTING SOMETHING STUPID.





LIKE THE MT. SOLEDAD CROSS PROTEST WHAT DOES AN TRUE ATHEIST REALLY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS MEMORIAL...THAT ITS WELL DESIGNED, THAT IT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, THAT IT IS A SYMBOL OF THE SENTIMENT TO THE SOLDIERS REPRESENTED THERE? NOPE! THE PRETENTIOUS ATHEIST JUMPS IN AND SHOUTS THAT ITS AN OFFENSIVE RELIGIOUS SYMBOL THAT TEARS AT THE FABRIC OF THE MIND AND CONVERTS PEOPLE TO CHRISTIANITY! TO THE TRUE ATHEIST IT IS A STRUCTURE THAT CARRIES ONLY THE CONNOTATION WE BRING TO IT. THE ROMANS CRUCIFIED LOTS OF PEOPLE. THIS ONE IS NOTHING MORE THAN STONE AND STEEL.  THERE IS NO MORE MYSTICISM TO IT THEN STONEHENGE.

TO MY ATHEIST COMPATRIOTS...SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU MAKE US LOOK FOOLISH WITH YOUR RANTING. THERE IS NO ATHEIST CAUSE THAT YOU ARE CHAMPIONING. WE DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I DON'T FALL AND SHAKE WHEN I READ THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OR HEAR A PRAYER. ITS NOTHING BUT PASSIONATE POETRY TO ME. DOES HARRY POTTER MAKE YOU FEEL INADEQUATE? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO MOCK OTHERS? IS IT TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL MORE IMPORTANT? MORE INTELLIGENT?

YOU JUST MAKE THE REST OF US LOOK LIKE ARROGANT ASSES AND POMPOUS  DOUCHES.I AM AN ATHEIST, I DO NOT HAVE A RELIGION...I HAVE A PHILOSOPHY. PHILOSOPHY IS NOT A RELIGION...ATHEISM IS NOT A RELIGION!  I AM AN ATHEIST, AND I'M NOT AT WAR WITH THE RELIGIOUS FOLLOWERS OF ANYONE THAT DOES NOT MAKE WAR ON ME. ITS A PERSONNEL DECISION THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE ME TO TO OFFER A DEFENSE OF MY POSITION TO ANYONE.


IF YOU THINK YOU DO...WELL MAYBE ITS TIME YOU RETHINK YOUR RELIGION!

LIKE YOUR HOUSE CAT...THE ALLIENGANGER WAITS PATIENTLY TO FEED ON YOUR CORPSE