THE ODDNESS OF POLITICS

TIME FOR A NEW BIT OF GLIMMERING TRUTH ABOUT OURSELVES...

WE ELECTED THIS GUY! NO ONE SEEMS TO THINK HES NOT AS SHADY AS AN ELM IN JULY, BUT WE ELECTED HIM ANYWAY. HES LIKE THAT TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND IN COLLEGE. WE WANT HIM AROUND ONLY BECAUSE HES THE FAMILIAR FACE AND WERE AFRAID OF TALKING TO STRANGERS.

IF WE HATE HIS IDEAS AS MUCH AS WE CLAIM...WHY DIDN'T WE DUMP HIS ASS IN NOVEMBER? BECAUSE WERE SCHIZOPHRENIC AND (TO PARAPHRASE CHRIS TITUS) YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH A NATION ON MEDICATION!


THE AYN RAND RELEVANT MISQUOTATION OF THE DAY: "YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, DOUCHE!"

AS EVER, ALLIENGANGER EATS PORK PRODUCTS!